If Our Pets Worked at PIDC, What Paw-sitions Would They Have?

by Rachel Hazzard
April 11, 2025

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Have you ever looked at your pet and wondered what kind of job they’d have? Us too! 

In honor of National Pet Day, we imagined a world where our furry friends joined us at PIDC. From Paw-sident of Operations to Cat-italization and Impact Coordinators, we’re sure our animal companions would bring their A-game to help us drive growth throughout Philadelphia and make every workday a little more fun. After all, who wouldn’t want a Cuddle Compliance Officer keeping vibes high and stress low.

Check out the paw-sitions our pets would have if they worked at PIDC!

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Zoey

Head of Paw-sitive Culture

Supervisor of her human Rachel, Director, Marketing & Communication

As the ultimate morale booster, Zoey ensures that PIDC’s culture stays paws-itively uplifting! With her expert skills in spreading joy, boosting team spirit, and offering well-timed cuddle breaks, she keeps the office running smoothly. Whether she’s greeting visitors with a friendly bark, supervising snack breaks, or reminding everyone to take a paws and enjoy the moment, Zoey is dedicated to making PIDC the best place to work (and play!).

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Willie

Squirrel Surveillance Specialist

Supervisor of his human Monica, Vice President, Project Management & Engineering

Willie is always on the lookout, ensuring no squirrel-related activity goes unnoticed. As Squirrel Surveillance Specialist, he keeps sneaky squirrels at bay, ensuring a distraction free office. Willie monitors all things outside the office (and occasionally inside, especially if a snack hits the ground). Whether guarding the windows or analyzing tree-hopping routes, Willie is committed to keeping PIDC’s workspace safe from uninvited wildlife.

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Mashi

Designated Trouble Maker

Supervisor of his human Holly, Executive Assistant to the Executive Vice President, Navy Yard

Mashi believes that every great workplace needs a little mayhem—and he’s here to provide it! As Designated Trouble Maker, he takes pride in surprise desk ambushes, swatting important papers to the floor, and slowly pushing your mug off your desk while making direct eye contact. Whether he’s investigating forbidden office cabinets or “helping” by sitting directly on your work, Mashi ensures that no day at PIDC is ever boring.

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Seven

Purr-sonnel Director

Supervisor of their human Kassandra, Insurance & Reporting Service Coordinator

Seven takes workplace culture fur-real! As Purr-sonnel Director, she oversees team well-being, ensures everyone stays motivated, and enforces mandatory desk cuddle breaks. With a keen ability to assess office vibes (and warm laps), Seven makes sure the workplace is running smoothly, all while supervising from the coziest sunbeam.


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Sugah

Chief Paw-grammer

Supervisor of their human Sakinah, Executive Assistant to Financial Services & Client Engagement

Sugah is the tech-savvy genius behind PIDC’s digital operations, making sure every system runs as smoothly as a freshly brushed coat. As Chief Paw-grammer, she makes sure PIDC’s digital infrastructure functions seamlessly—letting us provide great service to each and every client.

Fur

Fish-nancial Reporting Associate

Fur is the purr-fect numbers expert, making sure PIDC’s financial reports are balanced like a cat. As the Fish-nancial Reporting Associate, she meticulously reviews every PIDC financing deal to help businesses grow (especially if there’s a crinkly receipt involved).


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Hazel

Barketing Manager

Supervisor of their human Charlotte, Director, Navy Yard Marketing & Communications

When it comes to spreading the word, no one does it better than Barketing Manager Hazel! With a nose for great campaigns and a tail that never stops wagging, she makes sure to share the financing, real estate solutions, and business support services PIDC offers.

Winne

Zoomies Coordinator

Zoomies Coordinator Winnie keeps the PIDC team energized and motivated, organizing (sometimes impromptu!) zoomie breaks to keep the pace lively. Whether it’s a sprint around the office or an outdoor adventure, Winnie is always ready to rally the team.


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Chlora

Chief Pothos-y Officer

Supervisor of their human Ricky, Senior Loan Officer, Project Finance

Chlora may not have paws or a tail, but as Chief Pothos-y Officer, they’re rooted in ensuring that the PIDC office stays vibrant, green, and full of positive energy. With their trailing vines and low-maintenance charm, Chlora symbolizes growth and resilience. Whether taking a steady and structured approach to compliance documentation or reminding everyone to take a leaf out of their book and slow down, Chlora ensures PIDC’s culture of growth and innovation thrives.

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Kairo

Chief Happiness Officer

Supervisor of her human Quynh, Director of Creative Services

Kairo knows that true workplace happiness starts with a warm sunbeam, a well-timed head bump, and the occasional keyboard nap. As Chief Happiness Officer, he enforces regular stretch breaks (especially for chin scratches), and makes sure the team is purr-fectly supported. Whether he’s supervising from the comfiest chair or delivering slow blinks of encouragement, Kairo makes every day at PIDC  just a little happier.

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Rooney

Paw-ject Manager

Supervisor of his human Brandon, Director, Impact Analysis & Reporting

Rooney is always on the job, keeping projects on track with a paws-on approach and a nose for deadlines! As Paw-ject Manager, he expertly herds tasks, fetches updates, and ensures the team stays on schedule—one wag at a time. Whether he’s leading the pack through NMTC projects or sniffing out solutions to complex client problems, Rooney brings structure, enthusiasm, and just the right amount of pup-powered ambition to every project.

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Samuel L. Catson

Nap Productivity Consultant

Supervisor of his human Ally, Loan Processing Coordinator

When it comes to maximizing rest and relaxation, Samuel L. Catson is the undisputed expert. As Nap Productivity Consultant, he helps everyone understand the importance of a well-timed nap, making sure that employees are fully recharged and ready to pounce on their tasks. Samuel encourages everyone to use PIDC’s wellness room for those much-needed breaks.


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Justin

Cyber Paw-tection Analyst

Supervisor of their human Jackie, Manager, Navy Yard Events & Engagement

Whether he’s monitoring for suspicious activity, teaching the team about phishing, or keeping unauthorized paws from gaining access to our files, Cyber Paw-tection Analyst Justin takes cybersecurity seriously. In a world full of potential breaches, Justin is the loyal guardian keeping PIDC protected.

Macho-Man Randy Savage

VP of Lap Warming

Macho-Man Randy Savage, VP of Lap Warming, takes on a more relaxed but equally vital role. With expert-level warmth and an expert ability to find the coziest spot in the room, he makes sure to balance productivity with comfort. Whether offering soothing purrs during stressful meetings or a gentle reminder to slow down and enjoy a break, Macho-Man Randy Savage brings his calming presence to the PIDC team.


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Murphy

Paw-sident of Operations

Supervisor of their human Luke, Senior Grants Administrator

Murphy, Paw-sident of Operations, keeps everything running with precision and a no-nonsense approach (unless treats are involved). He makes sure PIDC is running efficiently, resources are well-managed, and no ball—literal or figurative—is dropped. 

Molly

Purr-blic Relations Manager

Molly, Purr-blic Relations Manager, is the face (and whiskers) of PIDC. She shares all our big news, like PIDC recently being named to Fast Company’s prestigious list of the World’s Most Innovative Companies of 2025, earning the #7 spot in the Economic Development category. With expert-level charm and the ability to win anyone over with a well-timed head tilt, she fosters strong relationships with our clients, partners, and community.


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Sonny

Paw-perty Manager

Supervisor of his human Alicia, Director, Navy Yard Capital Projects & Planning

Sonny takes his role as Paw-perty Manager seriously, supporting impactful real estate development projects across Philadelphia.  With an eye for prime napping spots and prime properties, he ensures that every space PIDC owns is well-managed and full of good vibes. Whether he’s patrolling the office (on four legs, of course) or overseeing leash-friendly zoning policies, Sonny keeps things running smoothly.

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Zuzu

Cuddle Compliance Officer

Supervisor to her human Nicole, Director of Tax‑Exempt Financing & City

Zuzu takes workplace comfort seriously! As Cuddle Compliance Officer, she ensures that all PIDC employees are meeting minimum cuddle standards to maintain a healthy and happy environment. Whether it’s a quick cuddle break, a perfectly timed lap nap, or just being the office’s softest source of comfort, Zuzu makes sure everyone feels supported.

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Maizie

Accounts Retriever-able

Supervisor of her human Tom, Senior Vice President, Real Estate Services

With a nose for numbers and a tail that wags for balanced books, Maize is the ultimate Accounts Retriever-able at PIDC. Whether she’s chasing down missing invoices, fetching financial reports, or getting distracted by bacon, Maize always keeps PIDC’s finances in order. Her specialties include paws-itively accurate calculations, tail-wagging teamwork, and the occasional well-deserved nap.

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Stripes & Boots

Cat-italization & Impact

Supervisor of their human Jenny, Senior Vice President, Capitalization & Impact

Stripes and Boots are the purr-fect team when it comes to managing investments and driving growth to every corner of the city! As PIDC’s Cat-italization & Impact experts, they always land on their feet when it comes to smart funding decisions. Stripes keeps a sharp eye on capital flows, ensuring every dollar is put to good use, while Boots measures the paw-sitive impact PIDC makes in Philadelphia.


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Kelev

Influence-Fur Marketing Manager

Supervisor of their human Ilene, Senior Vice President & General Counsel

Kelev knows how to connect with Philadelphia’s movers and shakers. As Influence-Fur Marketing Manager, Kelev works tirelessly to forge meaningful relationships with the city’s business leaders and community champions, making sure PIDC’s voice is barked loud and clear. 

Asparagus

Tail Wagging Relationship Manager

Asparagus, Tail Wagging Relationship Manager, is dedicated to building and nurturing paw-sitive relationships with PIDC’s clients and partners. Whether it’s greeting visitors with enthusiasm or strengthening relationships one belly rub at a time, he keeps everyone happy.

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